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RS-1710 | Wanted-Joke Criminal (Grandpa Focus)

RS-1710 | Wanted-Joke Criminal (Grandpa Focus)

Facewrap & Customize Slate Photo

  • Main Title: WANTED
  • Sub Header: JOKE CRIMINAL
  • Crime: Tells corny jokes & sneaks extra pie slices
  • Suspect: Goofy Sweet Grandpa
  • Award: $1300 Whole Homemade Apple Pie Daily


    1. Spreads silly jokes and sneaks servings of sweet pie
    2. Shares cheesy gags and steals hidden pie helpings
    3. Spouts corny lines and nabs extra pie portions
    4. Tells droll quips and sneaks leftover pie slices
    5. Delivers lame jokes and hoards secret pie helpings
    6. Recites silly puns and grabs unclaimed pie servings
    7. Drops corny one-liners and sneaks pie behind backs
    8. Spouts goofy jokes and pilfers fresh pie portions
    9. Shares dull gags and sneaks extra pie cuttings
    10. Tires folks with puns and stashes hidden pie slices
    11. Spreads lame humor and steals surplus pie servings
    12. Delivers silly quips and sneaks pie when unwatched
    13. Recites corny jokes and grabs secret pie helpings
    14. Tells goofy one-liners and nabs unguarded pie
    15. Shares droll puns and sneaks surplus pie cuttings
    16. Spouts silly gags and hoards hidden pie portions
    17. Drops corny quips and steals unattended pie slices
    18. Delivers lame one-liners and sneaks leftover pie
    19. Recites goofy jokes and grabs secret pie servings
    20. Tires others with puns and pilfers fresh pie cuttings

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Specification

Material:Natural Rock Slate
Thickness:8 mm
Printing:High-definition UV print
Includes:Display stand & SnapStick
Mounting:Wall-mountable with Snapstick
Note:Each slate is unique — colour, texture, and edge shape may vary.

Both Desktop & Wall Mount

On the Desktop — A display stand is included in every box. Just unbox, stand it up, and it's ready to shine.
On the Wall with Snapstick — Hang it in seconds — no drilling, no damage.
Why choose one, when you can have both?

How to Care

Keep indoors away from strong sunlight. Wipe gently with a soft, dry or slightly damp cloth. Avoid chemicals or rough cleaning tools. Handle carefully — natural slate is durable but may chip if dropped.

Artwork Guidelines

Use high-resolution images (min. 1500px). Bright, clear photos work best. Avoid screenshots or compressed files. Images may be cropped to fit. Optional: add simple text like names, dates, or short messages.

Delivery & Shipping

Made to order in 2–4 business days. Shipping: HK 1–2 days, international 5–10 days. Tracking included. Secure packaging provided. Need it faster? Contact us for priority handling.

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  • Covers accidental damage, breakage, and shipping issues.
  • You only pay postage — we replace the rest.
  • Never needed it? Your $9.99 becomes store credit for your next purchase.
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